Attorneys Jerry Goliday (“Putting the
I in Goliday”) and Phyllis Meeks (“Seek Meeks – Inherit the
Earth) realized they had stumbled upon a gold mine when rival
insurance agencies set up shop on opposite ends of the building. For
reasons no one could prove, the rivalry between Martell from
Progressive and Helen from All State soon escalated into a full scale
war of words, with each attorney comfortably kept on retainer. On a
good day, Goliday and Meeks made small fortunes on out of court
slander suits, sometimes as many as ten before lunch.
Within five short years, Goliday and
Meeks made enough to have their dream wedding in the Bahamas and
retire someplace sunny. Helen was sent upstate after shooting Martell
for saying some things that were not so progressive.
- Originally mailed to C. Sawyer in Ocean Springs, Mississippi
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